Our Novelty Wallets Are The Most Important Accessory Of The Day!
At one point or another, we have all stood before the beautiful counter of designer temptation. With a credit card in one hand saying, “You deserve it!”, and logic begging the question, “Are you really about to charge a wallet, which is designed to hold money, because it costs more money than you even have?” We have all stood there, and some of us caved and clicked that card on the counter, while the rest of us hung our head and walked away. And unless you’re ridiculously wealthy, if you were in the group of people that handed over the card, as beautiful as that fine Italian leather wallet was, it probably wasn’t worth it.
I’m willing to admit, I am among you. She was a richly-pigmented peony leather with a coordinating triangle of luxury, and there was no reason for me to spend greater than one week’s pay on a wallet when I barely had money for coffee, but I did, and I’m fairly certain I’m still paying for at least part of it! I’m not going to hide that it’s still a very nice wallet. However, it is a bit boring. Sure, it’s great quality, there’s no denying that, but no one has ever asked, “Oh my god, where did you get that? It’s so unique!” I have never looked at it and laughed at its clever design. It’s just a nice wallet, that I paid several hundred very nice dollars for.
I’m older and smarter now, and have since realized that whether it’s wallets or watches, you can find something you love that’s well under $50. There are things that make sense to spend more money on, like really great furniture and car insurance. But wallets are no longer on my list of permissible luxuries, which is certainly not to say I have given up on having a cool wallet. Far from it! I have given up on having a wallet whose ability to inspire me will never even come close to matching it’s crazy price tag. And there’s a few wallets here at shopphag.com that perfectly illustrate exactly why I feel I’m not compromising a thing!
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While carrying around real bacon in your pocket isn’t a really hot idea, carrying around a Bacon Wallet is. A touch of terrific irony, our funny and fashionable bacon wallet is actually animal-friendly, constructed of fabulously faux leather to suit everyone’s budget and lifestyle. And at just $14.50, you can save your platinum card a workout while giving your wardrobe a meaty makeover!
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Bacon not your breakfast favorite? Perhaps the perfect accompaniment to your cup of coffee comes with a pat of butter. Don’t worry – we have the novelty wallet for you too! Our Toad brings the same great low price as our bacon wallet, and features a fun bread-shape. Perfectly-browned to save you some green, this is a fun and funky choice for guys and girls. And if you want to have a balanced breakfast, you can always pick your favorite of the two and gift the other to your best friend or other lucky loved one!







